Deceptive mind. (I want a guy who’s not scared to laugh at me and call me a loser when I do something dumb, a guy that’ll run up behind me and cover my eyes and ask me to guess who he is, even though it’s pretty obvious, a guy who hides behind a corner and jumps out to scare me, so he’d have a reason to hold me, a guy that leaves me numerous voicemails, just because, a guy that’d call to wake me up in the morning because he wants to be the first voice I hear each day, a guy that would never let go of my hand, a guy that would look me in the eyes and tell me he loves me and mean it.)